THE CRAPPY WONDERS OF SOCIALISM: VENEZUELANS DOWNLOADING ‘ABASTECEME’ APP TO FIND TOILET PAPER, SOAP SHORTAGE IS ANOTHER PROBLEM BUT TOILET SUPPLY IS PRIORITY

 

Call of nature: Thousands of Venezuelans download new app which helps them find TOILET PAPER as stock runs low

• Free Android app Abasteceme (‘Supply Me’) downloaded over 12,000 times
• Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro claims anti-government forces are deliberately buying up basics to destabilise country